Movie review: Zombie Land, Gamer, Avatar

Zombie Land,
This was a funny movie! I loved it, language could have been better. It's not really necessary to drop the F bomb 15 times in one sentence. That's why I recommend that before you watch Zombie land you get a language sensor. I can't highlight it enough that they cuss a lot more than necessary all the way through the movie. Other than that I give this movie 2 thumbs up.

Gamer,

BAD MOVIE! I can't even convey how much of a let down this movie was. The only character that was even explained out was Cable, The villain... All I got was that he was a psychopath with cash. That's it, nothing more. The movie started out great but then it was like they ran out of cash and cut it short. It built up really well and then nothing. Really stupid. Oh yeah by the way this movie was a porno deluxe. That's right, Testosterone drippier. It was the absolute WORST MOVIE EVER! I would rather watch Napoleon Dynamite, ( A movie I hate with a passion,) or Enchanted before even considering watching this movie again. Who ever wrote this thing needs to be BURNT ALIVE, REVIVED, STABBED TO DEATH, REVIVED AGAIN, AND BEHEADED. AND THEN HIS BRAIN NEEDS TO BE BIOPSIED SO A CURE CAN BE FOUND. So yeah if you haven't figured it out yet, this movie goes in to the EPIC FAIL category.

Avatar,

This movie was the definition of why we go to movies. We go to be entertained, not informed. My hat is off to the entire crew, phenomenal job guys! The best movie I have ever had the pleasure to watch. I'm dead serous when I say that the only way it could have been any better was if it was played in a 4-D theater with all the trimmings. This movie deserves TO TAKE EVERY CAKE AVAILABLE I look forward to fruitful careers to all involved. And to other movie people, I hope you were TAKING NOTES THIS IS A MOVIE. I had an ADRENALIN RUSH THROUGH OUT. However, Tree hugger angle towards the end... There's a song that goes: "The world has needs, that's a lesson learned." OK? We get it, pollution bad, consumer culture bad, nature and tree's good. Another thing, this movie isn't every one's cup o' tea. Bible belt Grand parents beware, Holier-than-thou-rollers steer clear, there is nakedness but not complete nudity. Nothing is shown, male or female. Language was mild, swearing was used only to convey intensity in the correct and understandable situations such as extreme stress .