Random moments of a bounty hunters day,

"Hay, Badger you in?" I said turning the corner in to the terminal, other wise known as Badgers heaven on earth.
"SNORT! flibersnitsle."
Badger is asleep if you can't tell. I walked over to were Badger fell asleep at, on a pile of papers and his trash overflowing with Starbucks coffee cups.
"OK Badger time to get up." I said nudging him.
"Toilet paper!" Badger yelled.
At this point I left the Terminal and went in to the kitchen, filling up a pitcher of water. I then proceeded back to the Terminal. Flipped Badgers head back so that I wouldn't get his computer's wet or the papers that he had fallen asleep on wet. (he would have killed me for it)I also opened the air vents.
"If your doing what I think your doing you better be able to get away fast." Dager said in the door way backing away slowly.
"I know, watch. I've been practicing." I said sliding out my claws and bending my knees, preparing my self for Badger and his back hand swing.
"3, 2, 1," SLOSH!!!!!
"Ahhhhhh what the HAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Badger said waking suddenly simultaneously swinging his fist back to where I had been. I meanwhile was barley able to hold in the giggles, to keep Badger from riping me a new one and or braking my arm by falling from the ceiling panels above.
"OK so your going to be sneaky huh?" tap tap tap tap tap tap. I could see that he was opening the security camera viewing program. Ah now you see the cleverness in my hiding place. I creeped over to the air vents the only place besides my room that has no security cameras. BINGO.
Badger looked like he was about to go supernova so I silently flipped over and in to the open air vent. Thank you deranged and greedy doctors. I creeped silently to the vent that was located in my room. It was already open. I dropped in and not a moment to soon.
"Jess have you seen Dager?" Badger asked peeping around the corner.
"Nope," Vrooooom! Dager had started his motorcycle to soon and to loud.
"ROAR." Badger said turning in to Super Enormous Badger, or SEB for short.
'shore hope you filled up the Nitro tank.' I typed on to my laptop that was curently open on to the automatic text program on Dags helmet lens protector thingy.
'Don't worry I did.' Badger said telepathically.
'Just out run him don't hurt him.' I reminded Dager.
'Darn it.' Dager answered.
Later that evening Badger and Dager came home.
"Have fun?" I said Taking out the last of the C38's. Our practice bots, Military grade. Oh and they have an automatic repair Burton so they put them selves back together. Badger got tired of having to peace them back to gether every 5 hours or so.
" Here's diner." Badger said tossing me an Arbies Bag.
"Sweet!"
Best thing is, is that Badger hasn't figured out that it was me yet.
So I won't tell if you don't.
---Lynx out